There I was, merrily adding SL to my testicles and I got the bright idea to use the pump to try to pull them down so they would slap the wife on the butt better. I was all for it. She was WAY into it, so the two of us out-voted common sense and safe practices.
That was two and a half weeks ago, and after pumping lightly for an hour, I cleaned up and went to bed. Next morning, I woke up with a tender spot on my sack, but thought nothing of it. By that afternoon, my right side of my sack was the size of a tennis ball, and was starting to get warm to the touch and throbbing. No real pain, but I know when I’m in over my head, so off to the ER we went.
Four hours later, after being fondled by two ER docs, one ER nurse, and an ultrasound tech, I was informed I had a cyst in each testicle, and an infection in the epididymis(my spelling sucks as bad as my cleanliness protocols) Put me on cephalexin 500mg x 4 per day x10 days.and they want to drain the SL back out. Fuck that, I went through too much to get it in there damn it and besides, it seems to be my failure at keeping things clean enough, not actually the SL. I could be wrong, I guess…
Soooo… the wife said earlier when I explained what I was doing that she wouldn’t try to talk me out of it unless I fucked up her bed toys, so I guess you all know how much crap I’m in right now… =D
All seems to be good now, but I almost lost a testicle over it, so I won’t be doing that anymore I guess.
But seriously, stay clean, stay sterile, stay safe.
And don’t anybody lose a nut over it!