Saline tips

[jed1]

Hi all,

I'm not actively into saline at present, but I first infused saline into my scrotum in 1964 - along time ago and long before the Internet, so I was on my own. I have some tips from my own experiences that you all might find useful.

Don't worry too much about obtaining medical saline. I have two tips in one. As long as you can obtain either medical, or laboratory grade distilled water (must be distilled - not de-ionised) you can homebrew your infusion liquid, and gain an enhanced size and volume effect that will also last longer. Simply add about half a tablet of soluble aspirin to about 500ml of the distilled water, warm slightly and infuse. Soluble aspirin are the biggish tablets that fizz-up when placed in water. Don't overdo the aspirin because, although it stings slightly during infusion, the volume change effect is larger than with plain saline, and the effect lasts longer - seven to ten days!

Now I know some "Granny" is going to come up with all sorts of cautionary points about injecting a drug directly into the body. We are not talking about intra-venous injection here and normal precautions regarding sterile conditions and avoidance of injecting into veins, testicles and arteries should prevail. Over a long period (40 or so years) repeated scrotal infusion of this homebrew did not do me any harm. It did give me a lot of satisfaction though.

[ptmgroup]

i am brand new to this and have ordered an infusion kit. Although i have read what to do and how to do it, am still a little concerned. don't get me wrong i am totally convinced that i want to inflate my balls, and am willing to take whatever risks are involved, but i would still like to hear from someone who has been doing it as long as you have and might enjoy doing it with you. any advice you could provide would be very much appreciated, thanks....

[ptmgroup]

i am brand new to this and have ordered an infusion kit. Although i have read what to do and how to do it, am still a little concerned. don't get me wrong i am totally convinced that i want to inflate my balls, and am willing to take whatever risks are involved, but i would still like to hear from someone who has been doing it as long as you have and might enjoy doing it with you. any advice you could provide would be very much appreciated, thanks....

[ampudev]

don't even think about taking this advice seriously. it is highly dangerous and completely stupid.

for the sake of your sanity inject sterile substances only into your body.

[jed1]

I just knew there would have to be one Granny pop-up with a cautionary note. If Ampudev would like to read the initial post carefully again he will realise that his statement regarding sterility is the only stupid thing mentioned so far.

My original post said: As long as you can obtain either medical, or laboratory grade distilled water (must be distilled - not de-ionised) - medical or laboratory grade distilled water is sterile - and - add about half a tablet of soluble aspirin to about 500ml of the distilled water. Soluble aspirin tablets which come in a sealed pharmaceutical pack are also sterile.

I will add another tip here that will affect all saline users - enjoy you saline adventures while you can, but be aware you can not do it ad infinitum, because after some time and repeated injections of saline, the scrotum lining (the actual scrotal sac just under the skin begins to rebel from the inside and hardens up). It loses its flexibility just like a piece of old leather and it gets increasingly difficult to get a needle into the scrotum, expansion of the scrotum becomes more and more limited, and post infusion leakage and sometimes bleeding become real problems.

[jed1]

I will get back to you, unfortunately I'm very busy just now - packing for an overseas trip, but I will give you some good saline tips

jed1

[ampudev]

even insulting me doesn't make your post true. ask your doctor.

[edders]

there are just so many factors of stupidity in your original post that i cannot begin to comprehend.

it is not safe to infuse distilled water into your scrotum.and adding aspirin isnt going to help. and anyway where would you get hold of medical grade distilled water? from a medical supply shop. what can you also get from medical supply shops? saline. safe,clean and (most importantly ) STERILE!!!!!.

dont be a dumb fuck and try to kid people into thinking its safe because it just isnt. if a bacterium is drawn into the body during infusion (and with your ridiculous suggestion it probably would) you give it a very hospitable place to breed. it only takes one tiny little bacterium to start it. aspirin does not kill bacteria. it merely dulls the pain receptors so you no longer feel the pain.

[jed1]

In reply to Ampudev - I am a doctor, and in reply to Edders from the foregoing I can't be a dumb f**** as you put it. Adding the Aspirin is not to dull the pain, but to replace the sodium chloride of the saline, with the added benefit that it takes longer for the body to absorb so the inflation effect lasts longer with no ill effects. What you may not realise, is that in many countries, medical saline is only available on prescription, but medical grade and/or laboratory grade distilled water is freely available. After all, medical grade saline is only medical grade distilled water with 0.9% sodium chloride added! Further, if you read my original post again, you will find that I advised that during infusion normal precautions regarding sterile conditions and avoidance of injecting into veins, testicles and arteries should prevail. Finally, as mentioned in my original posting though I no longer indulge, I had been doing saline for a long time with no ill effects.

[ptmgroup]

I have just received a sterile and complete infusion kit. Having never done this before and very excited about trying it, can you use just one catheter in the middle or do you have to use two to pump up each side as i have seen in the pictures? I would prefer to use one in the middle but don't seem to find consensus about the effects. Does it matter? I want to inflate the entire sac, but don't want one side bigger than the other.

Please let me know what is the best way to do this without injury and to get the best results. Thanks guys, you have no idea how much I appreciate advice from real people who have done this. One other thing, does it hurt? I don't want to flinch and cause damage if you know what I mean...

[Mountain Man]

In before being called a "Granny" by Jed1.

Ok... enough already. Pictures please of your process Jed1, the whole thing. Water, aspirin, the infusion all of it. Lets see you back up your claims with pictoral evidence of you actually infusing yourself with your concoction step by step.

And anyone can claim that they are a doctor over the web. So why should we beleive your claims? How are we to know that you are not some bold liar with an agenda to ruin as many people as you can with your tainted suggestions?

Ampudev's concern over your claims is reasonable. Soluble aspirin that fizzes up? Sounds like AlkaSeltzer... oh wait, it is! Even the layman knows that AlkaSeltzer leaves a residue that does not readily dissolve in water, let alone in your scrotum. And forgive me for being a "Granny", but leaving things that are not readily absorbed into your system in your scrotum is not by anymeans safe. And no matter how careful you are in trying to avoid infusing it, part of that substance is going to enter your body anyway.

"Aspirin is not to dull the pain, but to replace the sodium chloride of the saline,"

Whoa? Where did this statement come from? Didn't you tell us to put that soluble aspirin into "medical/laboratory grade distilled water?" Which is it? Saline or distilled water?

And ptmgroup? "Willing to take whatever risks involved?" You do know that if anything should go wrong, you could end up losing your testicles, or at worst, your life. Getting an infection is not a fun thing let me tell you least of all in your scrotum. Air bubbles in your bloodstream? Whoops! Needles puncturing your testicle? Ouch!

[ampudev]

i wonder why they make all this fuzz about selling nacl in sterile bags if anyone could mix a bit of water and some aspirin to achieve the same effects...

[ptmgroup]

I have now used saline a couple times, too afraid to try any of these other ideas. I do have two questions. A friend of mine sent me some pictures of the results of 5% glucose. They look fantastic. Is this safe? 2nd question, once i go above 500 ml i don't seem to be able to stop it from leaking. Any ideas? I do use super glue, but it seems to leak to fast for the glue to set. I would appreciate any advice and thanks for all the tips. I really appreciate it!!

[tall257]

I have now used saline a couple times, too afraid to try any of these other ideas. I do have two questions. A friend of mine sent me some pictures of the results of 5% glucose. They look fantastic. Is this safe? 2nd question, once i go above 500 ml i don't seem to be able to stop it from leaking. Any ideas? I do use super glue, but it seems to leak to fast for the glue to set. I would appreciate any advice and thanks for all the tips. I really appreciate it!!

To stop the leakage, I put one small drop of super glue gel (it is thicker than plain super glue) onto the pad of one of those small round band-aides that are about the size of a nickle. Holding the band-aide with glue applied on it in one hand, wipe off the leakage with the other hand, then quickly press the band-aide directly over the puncture and hold pressure for about 30 seconds.
I leave the band-aide on for a day or two. If you remove it too early, the leakage will return. I usually infuse 2 liters, so it takes a while for the pressure to go down. Go easy on the amount of super glue gel - you want to seal the puncture, but not press a blob of glue under the skin.

[tall257]

I have now used saline a couple times, too afraid to try any of these other ideas. I do have two questions. A friend of mine sent me some pictures of the results of 5% glucose. They look fantastic. Is this safe? 2nd question, once i go above 500 ml i don't seem to be able to stop it from leaking. Any ideas? I do use super glue, but it seems to leak to fast for the glue to set. I would appreciate any advice and thanks for all the tips. I really appreciate it!!

To stop the leakage, I put one small drop of super glue gel (it is thicker than plain super glue) onto the pad of one of those small round band-aides that are about the size of a nickle. Holding the band-aide with glue applied on it in one hand, wipe off the leakage with the other hand, then quickly press the band-aide directly over the puncture and hold pressure for about 30 seconds.
I leave the band-aide on for a day or two. If you remove it too early, the leakage will return. I usually infuse 2 liters, so it takes a while for the pressure to go down. Go easy on the amount of super glue gel - you want to seal the puncture, but not press a blob of glue under the skin.