Ikea - wow this is big!

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Viking Guy
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Ikea - wow this is big!

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Crazy how big the Ikea vase is, quite a step up from the Oxo 5 q. with a Pumptoys seal. I was skirting getting stuck, having to blow myself in and out of, and had cracked the first Oxo I bought, so ordered a vase.

Have had some trouble sealing this up, especially with hot water, my favorite way to pump.

The most comfortable way is to lay on my adjustable bed after getting it sealed up good with the base elevated and not quite full.

It is still pretty heavy even half empty.

Not so easy to do inconspicuously...

Once my mons pubis fills the neck it is pretty secure, however I am not very mobile. It looks funny while pumping but actually gives a better final shape than the Oxo with the pumptoys seal. Not quite as comfortable but, I am sure I will get better at it.

Any tips would be appreciated.
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There is quite the difference between the Ikea vase and a jar with the Pumptows seal. I liked the shape from a bunch of pumping with the Ikea, but am back in the Oxo with the Pumptoys seal for my evening session today, and while it feels tight, it is easy to get sealed up where the Ikea was quite unmanageable this morning after putting in I thought quite a bit of time in it yesterday and thought I had a handle on the Ikea.

I guess the Ikea is more for when you have the time to get really huge and can pump up a bit with a smaller set up. Did a good session in the Oxo and just moved into the IKEA for a second session this evening and the Ikea seems to have sealed up easier than this morning.

I used hot water with the Oxo to get limbered up, but wasn't in there long enough to have any trouble exiting.

I am using the IKEA dry , but still have trouble moving around. I guess it just takes some getting used to! The Ikea is quite unmanageable even half full of water and as it can suddenly depressurize I am hesitant to wet pump in it.
Viking Guy
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Ok so 2 hours in the Oxo definitely helps seal up the Ikea vase, this is stupid, may try some hot water soon!
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Pic of this jar ?
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Doing a third session today, found a guitar foot stand is great with the short couch I am on to remove some of the weight of the water.

It is heavy with just the jar.

It takes in alot of abdomen but I have resigned myself to not care as after it is less distorting than the Oxo 5q with the Pump toys seal.

I may be about at my limit for the day as my inner thighs are getting.sore, but this is the hugest I have ever been!
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Here is my collection including the Longjohnny, 2x9 cock tube, the Ikea, a 5 quart mason jar, the 5 and 3 quart Oxo cookie jars.
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I think you need a Monster tube or a STJ from Pumptoys, yours looks pretty close but maybe not the same dimensions. Possibly a BullMaster but I've never had one. I've found the Ox seal feels to tight after packing the STJ and move on the the Monster Tube to finish or move onto the Ikea after a Monster session. If u had a Monster U could sit it in for low pressure and buildup your base, It's a little uncomfortable at first but gets easier. The Ikea does the same thing just takes longer.
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I cannot use the Longjonny or the 3 quart Oxo anymore.

Going to try the Mason Jar, next time I am a bit deflated. It has a 4 inch opening and is a is a 5 quart jar, and I have never tried it without the seal it is essentially a STJ.

It may be a good intro to the Ikea, they are kinda shaped the same.

I thought both the Longjohny and then the Mason Jar were just humungous when I got them. The Ikea is huge, but I am getting a better handle on it.

I figure I have a while to go before I start getting stuck in the Ikea and would really want a Monster tube. I actually got 2 Ikea vases, there was a $40 minimum for shipping. I wish they had the small size available in Canada.
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In the 5 quart mason jar this morning with no seal and some hot water. I had to suck myself in and it then sealed up just fine, I will give this some time, and switch to the Ikea in a bit.

It is surprisingly comfortable, there is just something about a simple jar or vase.

I have been pumping on and off for about 5 years now but had kinda given up for a time when I found a regular sized pasta jar and a hose on a camping trip and was literally sucked into the jar. Over the following months I progressed through a number of regular, wide them extra wide mouth jars before pulling out my Longjohhy and realizing I didn't really fit in it anymore.

I have been at the 4" opening for a while, but always used the comfort seal. I have been mildly stuck a number of times, which ends your sessions, so was ready for the Ikea.

I was concerned about sucking in too much abdomen, and was avoiding pumping over the 40 minute mark for some time and just expanding the testicles and not the sac, however for now am just going for broke, bigger jar bigger results!
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Good session in the Mason Jar, was difficult get out of however the Ikea seemed to seal up a bit easier. Not able to support a full vase of water, but it is pretty comfortable resting it on the guitar foot stand.
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La pump.
11" with 5" opening
Game changer.
My astj is too small now
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