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Went for ultrasound this morning and nurse confirmed its massive and the biggest shes seen in 34 years of scanning ball bags, so I.am thinking of going for guiness book of records

What a fabulous experience for both you and the technician. Unfortunately, I can't tell much from the photo. Could you provide some individial shots that show your enormity.
Thanks.

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Thanks. If I had a set of nuts like that, I'd definietly go for the Guiness record.
Did you pump up expecially for the benefit of the nurse...or...are you that big all the time?
Also, how tuh hell do you get that fabulously huge package out of that narrow neck jar?

The jar has a dia of 23 inches, 6 inch neck.and takes 3hrs to get out of the jar, working on monster tube senior custom build

What was the occasion of the ultrasound?

woody1 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:28 am The jar has a dia of 23 inches, 6 inch neck.and takes 3hrs to get out of the jar, working on monster tube senior custom build

Getting bigger wanted to check for cancer

Very important preventive test. Glad everything is OK healthwise, and congrats on the hugeness!

woody1 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 12:39 pm Getting bigger wanted to check for cancer

Hello question here when you have a orgasm how much cum comes out ?

I can only imagine how great it would feel knowing a female nurse was going to see that huge package. I would certainly do my best to get extra pumped up for her. I'd love to hear Woody describe the whole experience in detail.

Meantime, thanks for a really great idea. I have a young and gorgeous female dermatologist, I will absolutely pump up as huge as I can right before my next full body exam. She already knows I pump. I needed her to treat some minor, but scary, skin damage from pumping. But she has never seen me actually pumped up. Unfortunatly, that exam is months in the future. So, in the meantime, I guess I'll just have to be content to keep on pumping...and getting freakin' huge.

Huge4Me wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:54 am I needed her to treat some minor, but scary, skin damage from pumping.

Don’t mind if I ask how the skin damage occurred? Just curious if there is something I should add to my “do and don’t” list when pumping.

Skin damage occurred from pumping too hard for too long. It was superficial, just minor damage to the upper layer of skin. But I was concerned so I went to my dermatologist. I thought it best to let her know what I had been doing. Put some kind of goop on my dick and it was fully healed in a matter of days. She was totally non-judgemental about my pumping and even volunteered that some women were using pumps to plump up their lips. (the ones on their faces)

It’s moments like that that make pumping fun.
Sure it’s nice for sex but comments at a public urinal, doctor's appointments or just a casual glance from a passerby make your day.

When I went to get my PA piercing I expected the piercer to be some bearded, biker dude, but wound up getting some skinny emo chick to do my piercing.

I was laying on the table with my stuff out after doing a three hour full package pump the night before. As she was measuring to decide what size would be best for me I said “I don’t wanna be one of those guys with a tiny piece and a huge chunk of jewelry hanging off it” and she just looked at me and said, “you don’t need to worry about that”.