Sod's laws of pumping

[teddy]

Pump activity seems to be ruled by Sod's (or Murphy's) Law. Here are some of my observations:

1. All pumping is unpredictable; the best sessions happen when you least expect them and the sessions you anticipate the most are disappointing.

2. Phone or doorbell goes at a critical point (usually the end of a set) and

3. Tube time passes too quickly; no pump session ever seems long enough.

4. The part of the jar that needs cleaning most is an awkward-to-reach spot.

5. No photograph ever seems to do your meat any true justice.

6. Donald colonises your Newart thread and then people lose interest.

Surely there are some more...

[pumpenz]

7. Just as you settle in for the hour, the 2yr old bursts with a nappy that *needs* changing, now!
8. At the end of a massive session when you can't get the tube off someone, who knows you're home, arrives.[/i]