Mental block to push needle into hydrocele

[Billy123]

Hoping for some encouragement here if I could, I have a hydrocele about the size of a tennis ball I want to drain. When I shine a light to the area I want to poke with a 14ga needle it shows all red so my testicle is nowhere near it but when I go to push it in, I can't seem to do it! I'm sure if I push it quick I probably won't feel a thing but can anybody help me to put my ridiculous fear to rest?

[georgekenedy]

You will not feel anyting. People barly feel when they hit the testicle it self. Sticking the needle thru the outer skin, ballsack will hurt way more. I know you can do it

[flcomputer_man]

Numb it with lidocaine cream if you're scared of the pain. Leave it on your balls for about 30 minutes then it will be totally numb and no pain. I've never had any pain in the scrotum.

[Billy123]

Thanks for the encouragement!
Is it going to be as painless as getting a shot in your ass by a doctor?
And where you say "Sticking the needle thru the outer skin, ballsack will hurt way more." Are you saying the hydrocele sac hurts way more than the outer scrotum skin?

[georgekenedy]

Shot in your ass sounds way more painful.

No i mean the opposit. Outside "hurts" more then inside. But take lidocaine gel befor as flcomputer says and you wont feel a thing!

[Billy123]

Thank you all for the advise! I'm going to buy the gel and try it today! I'll let you know how how the drain went!

[georgekenedy]

Im eager to hear from you! If you want. Post before and after pictures

[Billy123]

Mission accomplished. Thanks everyone for the help. I didn't feel a thing! I drained 1/2 cup of fluid or about 125ml.
I took before and after pictures and will send them soon. I have to email them from my iPhone to my laptop to post them here and my iPhone email isn't sending right now!
Thanks everyone again!

[TinyMe]

Mission accomplished. Thanks everyone for the help. I didn't feel a thing! I drained 1/2 cup of fluid or about 125ml.
I took before and after pictures and will send them soon. I have to email them from my iPhone to my laptop to post them here and my iPhone email isn't sending right now!
Thanks everyone again!

Why not just upload straight from the phone to the webpage??

[georgekenedy]

Mission accomplished. Thanks everyone for the help. I didn't feel a thing! I drained 1/2 cup of fluid or about 125ml.
I took before and after pictures and will send them soon. I have to email them from my iPhone to my laptop to post them here and my iPhone email isn't sending right now!
Thanks everyone again!

So glad to hear that you did it!
Lets see the pictures!

[Billy123]

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[Billy123]

Here are my findings that parasites cause hydroceles:
About 6 years ago I noticed one of my testicles was starting to grow a little
larger than the other. Within a few years it had doubled in size
and after a few more, was approaching triple proportions. A quick research on
the internet showed it to be testicular cancer or a benign hydrocele. I went to
a urologist to get a diagnosis. He said 1% of males have it. That’s a lot of
people! As he explained it, each of your testicles are surrounded within a fluid
sac. For some reason, one of the fluid sacs was filling up with more fluid than
the other.
Here was my first red flag of deception.
When I asked him what was causing it, he looked down, and said under his
breath as he slightly shook his head, “We don’t know what causes it!” I then
asked if it could be drained and he replied, “We don’t do that here! It would
just fill back up in a couple of months.” He suggested a surgery called a
hydrocelectomy that had weeks of recovery time. So I went home and started a
deep dive into a rabbit hole! After several weeks of 8-hour-a-day studies, I
found that each enclosed sac was fed with lymphatic fluid through a small
lymphatic artery called Tunis Vaginalis. Could it be that this tube was filling
the sac slowly with too much fluid? I thought for a minute and said No way
would your body leave stagnant lymph fluid anywhere without circulating it to a lymph node
for filtration. So I kept digging and I finally found a return line called the
Processus Vaginalis. It wasn’t that it was getting filled with too much fluid, it
was that the return line was clogged, preventing lymphatic circulation, and the
sac was swelling over time to hold all that fluid! The cause of that blockage in
the return line was the Brugia timori parasite!
Now I had already done almost a two-month treatment with the antiparasitic Banocide Forte,
so I concluded the Brugia timori parasites were probably dead, and if they
were, that the excess fluid would just keep circulating around with no way of
returning to a normal volume.

UPDATE! This I finally found a urology web site that finally admits
that hydroceles are caused by parasites after a YEAR of searching on and off.
Here is a copy and paste from the website:
Medication
Hydrocele treatment may include medications to treat
underlying infections associated with the condition. For
instance, if there is a bacterial infection in the scrotum,
antibiotics will be prescribed. Lymphatic filariasis occurs when
there’s an infection of worms or other parasites that will
contribute to the swelling of the scrotum. In this case, an
antiparasitic medication like Hetrazan will often resolve the
infection. Pain medications may also be used if the swelling
causes more than minor discomfort.

https://comprehensive-urology.com/mens- ... hydrocele/

Is this the only honest urologist! What's more profitable to them, a cheap anti-parasitic drug or a hydrocelectomy for thousands of dollars.
Hetrazan is also called Banocide Forte, which is available at
AllDayChemist.com.

[Squirrel]

UPDATE! This I finally found a urology web site that finally admits
that hydroceles are caused by parasites after a YEAR of searching on and off.
Here is a copy and paste from the website:
Medication
Hydrocele treatment may include medications to treat
underlying infections associated with the condition. For
instance, if there is a bacterial infection in the scrotum,
antibiotics will be prescribed. Lymphatic filariasis occurs when
there’s an infection of worms or other parasites that will
contribute to the swelling of the scrotum. In this case, an
antiparasitic medication like Hetrazan will often resolve the
infection. Pain medications may also be used if the swelling
causes more than minor discomfort.

https://comprehensive-urology.com/mens- ... hydrocele/

Is this the only honest urologist! What's more profitable to them, a cheap anti-parasitic drug or a hydrocelectomy for thousands of dollars.
Hetrazan is also called Banocide Forte, which is available at
AllDayChemist.com.

Lymphatic filariasis (Elephantiasis) is very different from a hydrocele. Hydroceles are fluid filled sacs, not painful, and there are few other symptoms and complications they lead to. Filariasis from parasitic infection can lead to edema, painful thickening of the skin, and yes, lymph fluid buildup under the skin.

Also, congrats on draining your hydrocele. It was quite a relief when I drained mine a couple months back. Once the needle pierced the skin there was no pain at all.

[pornyporn]

UPDATE! This I finally found a urology web site that finally admits
that hydroceles are caused by parasites after a YEAR of searching on and off.
Here is a copy and paste from the website:
Medication
Hydrocele treatment may include medications to treat
underlying infections associated with the condition. For
instance, if there is a bacterial infection in the scrotum,
antibiotics will be prescribed. Lymphatic filariasis occurs when
there’s an infection of worms or other parasites that will
contribute to the swelling of the scrotum. In this case, an
antiparasitic medication like Hetrazan will often resolve the
infection. Pain medications may also be used if the swelling
causes more than minor discomfort.

https://comprehensive-urology.com/mens- ... hydrocele/

Is this the only honest urologist! What's more profitable to them, a cheap anti-parasitic drug or a hydrocelectomy for thousands of dollars.
Hetrazan is also called Banocide Forte, which is available at
AllDayChemist.com.

Like Squirrel said, Elephantiasis is not the same as a hydrocele. If you managed to contract the parasite that causes Elephantiasis, your probably teeming with other nasty shit too.
Its mosquito born, and spread almost exclusively through Africa, the Caribbean, and South America. The reason most doctors don't mention it is because in America, and other first world countries, its basically unheard of. Its why many doctors have you fill out a form regarding travel to nations like Africa and South America. It drastically changes their diagnosis.
And as for the countries it is prevalent in, well hydroceles are quite underwhelming and easy to ignore compared to all the other hardships they face. The diseases and ailments on their mind aren't going to be slightly enlarged balls.
Elephantiasis is far nastier and wider spreading than just your nuts. It consumes often the entire leg, lap, and sometimes even upper chest area of the body, leaving you a lumpy misshapen mess.

There is the fact we don't know what causes it. There's obvious answers, like traumatic injuries or internal damage. But for chronic cases with no real apparent correlation, it is a mystery. Again, there's much more concerning things than slightly enlarged balls.