Is this just one of those urban myths or could there be something in this. I heard recently about a husband and wife dairy farming couple who had taken to supplementing there income by making use of their milking parlour.
They had adapted the tubes which are attached to cows teats during milking with two inch acrylic vacuum tubes and were renting out time on the machines for extended vacuum pumping and also milking. Apparently some people were guys were staying hooked up to it for hours slowly being made to repeatedly come and thus literally milked dry.
Has anyone else heard of such things and would it really work in practice?
Anyone care to comment?
Clavain
Milking Urban Myth??
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clavain,
Funny..I grew up in farm country in the midwest US and around the time we all starting jacking off, there was a series of stories....someone knew someone who's cousin...had stuck their dick in the milking machine and it left them black and blue, sore and bruised before they could turn it off. In my case its definitely not an "urban myth." I doubt if my whole county had enough population to qualify as urban.
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Funny..I grew up in farm country in the midwest US and around the time we all starting jacking off, there was a series of stories....someone knew someone who's cousin...had stuck their dick in the milking machine and it left them black and blue, sore and bruised before they could turn it off. In my case its definitely not an "urban myth." I doubt if my whole county had enough population to qualify as urban.
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black and blue, sore and bruised....
Guess I might have to put off buying the farm!!!
Still a good story though.
Those Venus 2000 machines look kinda fun, but I would not want to let my wife hear me saying that, as far as she is concerned she will do all the milking, stretching and pumping in this house... it just happes that 'her ' dick is nicely attached to me.
Clavain
Guess I might have to put off buying the farm!!!
Still a good story though.
Those Venus 2000 machines look kinda fun, but I would not want to let my wife hear me saying that, as far as she is concerned she will do all the milking, stretching and pumping in this house... it just happes that 'her ' dick is nicely attached to me.
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We need to make a sexual "URBAN LEGENDS" movie....that is what this is..After reading this, I had to run to the barn and do some measuring...
The teat cylinders on our milking machines are 5 inches long X 1 inch across....Now if you have an extremely LITTLE penis, this legend could be true......
The teat cylinders on our milking machines are 5 inches long X 1 inch across....Now if you have an extremely LITTLE penis, this legend could be true......
You dont pump ?! You're SICK !!!
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On the contrary guys the sleeves come in many different sizes, since all cows' teats are not the same size, I however enjoyed the Bull semen extractor kit somewhat similar to a milking sleeve heated and ,with or with out vacuum. but have seen and heard of others using the milkers as a pleasureable device
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Here you go guys,
think this is near to what you mean. Its a guy with a mlker on www.newbienudes.com. Good site. Look uder photos and then under devies and you will see some male & female pumpers too.
Heres a link to his picture gallery.
the link;
http://www.newbienudes.com/photos/defau ... =themilker
Enjoy
Polished.
think this is near to what you mean. Its a guy with a mlker on www.newbienudes.com. Good site. Look uder photos and then under devies and you will see some male & female pumpers too.
Heres a link to his picture gallery.
the link;
http://www.newbienudes.com/photos/defau ... =themilker
Enjoy
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I´ve been told that when using the milking machine you have face down.
Venus is great for long masturbation session and you can be hooked for hours and when getting close to cumming you stop and rest for few minutes and then start again. It´s feels really, really good edging with Venus.
When you connect the QS7 to your computer you can choose diffrent programs and choose a milking event and have QS7 milking you dry!
Venus is great for long masturbation session and you can be hooked for hours and when getting close to cumming you stop and rest for few minutes and then start again. It´s feels really, really good edging with Venus.
When you connect the QS7 to your computer you can choose diffrent programs and choose a milking event and have QS7 milking you dry!
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yup
there was 2 brothers near us on a dairy farm and the younger one told me his 17 yo bro used the small back up pump to put his dick in,,it was not the one usually used for the herd. he made and i saw the tube he used which he made and his young bro,my friend said he filled it. it was from a fish tank filter which he had adapted. this was about 15 yrs ago and the pumper is now married to a girl i went to school with.his young bro says he still pumps with some electric gismo in his den in the basement.. wife knows etc...
there was 2 brothers near us on a dairy farm and the younger one told me his 17 yo bro used the small back up pump to put his dick in,,it was not the one usually used for the herd. he made and i saw the tube he used which he made and his young bro,my friend said he filled it. it was from a fish tank filter which he had adapted. this was about 15 yrs ago and the pumper is now married to a girl i went to school with.his young bro says he still pumps with some electric gismo in his den in the basement.. wife knows etc...
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Re: Milking Urban Myth??
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They had adapted the tubes which are attached to cows teats during milking with two inch acrylic vacuum tubes and were renting out time on the machines for extended vacuum pumping and also milking. Apparently some people were guys were staying hooked up to it for hours slowly being made to repeatedly come and thus literally milked dry.
Has anyone else heard of such things and would it really work in practice?
Anyone care to comment?
Clavain
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