Pumped in Court

[luv2pump]

Have you heard about the court judge who is on trial for penis pumping in court? No joke. And I thought drive pumping was risky. Where have you guys pumped?

[nikkii adams]

For the record, the judge here in OK who was accused of pumping while sitting on the bench was found guilty last week and sentenced to 4 yrs
in prison and fined $40,000. To add insult to injury, theres a good possi-
bility that he will have to forfeit his $7,500 a year pension also.

As much as I'm sure all of us love to pump; I personally think that he
carried a good thing a bit too far. After all, its one thing to pump in the
privacy of your own home, or behind a locked door or someplace else
where you won't be caught, but to actually do it in a court room and dur-
ing th course of a trail; that took bigger balls than even the most experi-
enced of pumper will ever get on his very best day of pumping.

As for my most unusual place to pump, I love to pump on my balconey
outside my upstairs condo. I live near a major east-west highway and
I love to strip down, lube up and grab my pump, my poppers and my
silicone cockrings and go crazy.

Unfortunately, I'm usually so turned on by the actual doing of it, that
I rarely last more than an hour before I have to get out and jack off.
Its a real mind-blower to get fucked up on poppers while pumping and
continue the high while jackin off while traffic goes zooming by, totally
unaware of whats gong on.

One last thing about the judge; what probably sunk him was that his
dna was found on the inside of the tube. He had to gall to say that he
had no idea how it got there. OH PUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE, anybody who
would believe that would believe just about anything.

Anyway, i'm looking forward to hearing from my fellow pumper buds
as to where they like to pump.

Nikkii Adams
100% GAY WHILE MALE PUMPER

[northernpumper]

I have been pumping for many years and it has been in the closet all the time. I think the poor judge made the mistake of taking it a little to far by trying to do it under his desk in the middel of court. Not that pumping in the middle of court is wronge, but from the sounds of it he exposed the court reporter to both the sounds he made while operating the pump and a view every now and then. And thats what got him caught or mybe the reporter was jelous because he wouln't share.

[ultra man.1]

A different meaning to (would please all stand in the court room here cums the judge)

[luv2pump]

Thanks for the replys guys. Aside from pumping while driving(i keep it covered) I have pumped while riding my lawn tractor while wearing big baggy shorts. Someone would need binoculars to notice in my big yard. Any other comments welcome.