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Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 2:26 am
by darkwargod2kn4
On one of my many nights of playing starting off with some anal insertions, deep long insertions, stretching my ass wide and stuffing it with items all the while watching porn and sniffing poppers to get me good and loose, makes it easier to stretch my hole this way with the hopes of one day prolapsing my ass.

After all this (usually lasts from 1 and a half hours to 2 hours) I then move onto sounding my pee hole. I start off with a standard Hegar sound to open me up and occasionally letting it drop completely inside me (sometimes with a little push), after I go no further in size, I move onto the rosebud sound, I love the pop when it goes in, this to open my urethra further down, now sometimes I will cum now with the sound inside me, but if I don’t, I move onto the Van Buren sound for that extra intensive feeling when I cum.

Now, normally this is ok, all feels great but on this occasion it went wrong. I had the Van Buren in me deep, probably in the bladder and I was angling my cock to find and even better spot to masturbate with it in and normally I would hold the sound so it doesn’t slip in but this time I didn’t. Now you’re probably thinking “he let go and the Van Buren disappeared and got stuck”. Well, you would be half right, it got stuck, but it didn’t vanish into my cock, what happened was as I was angling my cock down for pleasure, I didn’t notice that the Van Buren sound was turning around while inside my bladder! I only noticed that it had turned around when I felt the sound lock into place, panic set in. I couldn’t get it out as the curve of the sound was facing the opposite way the urethral track goes and I couldn’t turn it back round. I was well and truly stuck in there. As I was trying to get it back out, facing my cock and body at all angles in the hopes it would go back, I came (a lot!) and to make matters worse, I couldn’t get hold of the end as it was covered in cum and because if this, it was slowly slipping inside me. I was quick enough to clean the handle and grab it before I went in and after some more movements of body and cock, I managed to turn it around and get it back out again. Thankfully I didn’t need to go to A&E that would be embarrassing.

So from now on, I think I will keep hold of the Van Buren when using it, don’t want that to happen to me again.

Curious, has anyone else had this happen to them?

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 5:06 am
by data1730
What size Van Buren were you using? I use very large Van Burens and have never had that problem. I'm pretty stretched out inside so I can easily take a 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46 fr Van Buren.

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:07 am
by darkwargod2kn4
I was using a 22 fr, that's the biggest my set goes to.

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:41 am
by 55r
Giday, Yeah I see what you mean, it might have been tricky if you had lost sight of it !!!! It happened to me one time years ago by mistake with a short one and I got worried, but luckilly I could get it forward again by pushing it from behind my balls and rolling over so gravity helped as well. There's that little curve upwards just before entering the bladder. Maybe you should put a little knob on the end of that sound with a mark on it so (1) it wont slip right in and (2) you can tell what angle it is on. All my sounds/toys are long enough so they can't disapear inside. Also most of them are flexable. What size diameter in MM is the biggest sound you can get in? s5 (NZ).....

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 7:14 am
by data1730
I think that's the problem, you need a bigger Van Buren. 22fr is to small and too easy to turn. You need at least a 30 or 32.

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 2:27 pm
by darkwargod2kn4
I'll have to try and get some bigger ones then. They are difficult to come by though in the UK, most sets only go up to 22fr. I would have to get them imported unless someone knows a place I can get them in the UK.

Same with Guyon sounds, I'd like a set of those but these are also difficult to get in the UK.

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 11:58 am
by data1730
try ebay

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 1:12 pm
by Velcroman
Ebay and DHGATE both have sounds being sold that go up to 18mm in diameter. They’re not expensive either

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 5:04 am
by darkwargod2kn4
eBay just seems of have the standard sets (lots of them!) I've never heard of DHGATE or even know where they are based, I'm guessing USA as the prices are in dollars, I'd prefer UK but as I've said before, I may have to import them, it just seems to be a site of random items. Either that or I'm on the wrong site :)

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 11:10 am
by data1730

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:33 am
by darkwargod2kn4
Thanks for this, looks like I'm going to need to buy another set only with the larger rods.

Bit of a long shot but do you know where I can also get Guyon sounds from? These aren't on eBay and I've exhausted my options in locating a set.

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:52 am
by data1730

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:53 am
by darkwargod2kn4
I've ordered from Uberkinky before and these sounds have been out of stock for a few months now, I did ask to be notified when they are back in stock but no luck. :(

I may have to email them

Re: Mishap with a Urethral sound

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:32 am
by data1730
FYI, the guyons are great, but you have to know what u are doing with them, A bit tricky at first but once u get the idea, easy to insert into the bladder. The small sizes are useless. 30 fr and up are the best.