First Penis Plug
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:46 am
The other day, I was browsing thru the board and came across the Penis Plug thread: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=29058
It looked very interesting. So, I fired up my amazon account an bought one. (Picture attached below). Specs:Ranges from 5mm at the smallest diameter to 10mm at the widest diameter.1.75 inches in total insertable length. 2 inches in total length.
I got it last week and immediately tried to get into my urethra. Ouch, I could not get even a quarter of its length in. Man, I felt inadequate after reading about the successes of others.
So, I waited until my family was out of town yesterday and decided to give it another go.
First attempt: One quarter in. Pain. A little bit of blood. Fuck.
Ok. Take a break.
Half an hour later, try again. More pain.
So, I decided to take a couple of Advils and try an hour later.
While waiting, I found some discussions about water colour painting brushes. Wait, I have a whole bunch of there. So, I got a reasonably fat one that started very thin and got to be much wider than the plug I bought.
So, Armed with pain killers and Surgilube, I got to work.
I started setting goals. First, I squirted some lube inside my dick. Then, I got the brush in to the first printed letter on its shaft. Then, I got it in to the first letter of the second word on the brush. Took it out. Put it back in again.
It was easier to do while my dick was hard. So, I was watching some nice, big-breasted babes getting drilled.
After 45 minutes, I found out that the paint brush was in my urethra's opening at a place where the brush was wider than the plug.
Cool. Let's try the plug.
Damn, it will not go in.
But, the pain was a lot less. So, I kept on pushing hard until.....
Well, the plug did not just go in; it popped in with a very pronounced jerk.
Wow! It's in.
Wait. Pain. Fuck; there is lots of red blood coming through the hole in the penis plug.
Ok. the blood stopped.
My dick is still hard.
Ok, let's masterbate. Cool. I came through the hole in the plug. Wait. Crap; there is lots f blood with my cum.
Ok. I am not horney any more.
reality is setting in.
I feel light headed.
I panic.
I run to the shower and wash away the surgilube and the blood.
I try taking the plug out. It won't budge. MORE PANIC!!!!!
Damn, I have to get it out.
Tug hard.
It pops out and lots of blood comes out with it.
Shit, I'm gone bleed to death!!!!
5 minutes later, the blood stops.
3 hours later, the opening of my Urethra is swollen like I had just pumped my dick.
12 hours later, there is no evidence of any trauma.
Ok. I'm horny again. I want to see if I can insert the brush and then the plug.
I wonder if there is going to be any pain.
As I am writing this post, I still have not attempted to put anything in my urethra because I have a few observations and questions:
1- while using the tapered brush (gets fatter as I insert more), pulling it out was not as easy as I thought. It should because it gets narrower as you pull it out. But, I noticed that the the brush felt a lot stickier to my urethra on the way OUT than on the way in. It is like it was glued or something.
2- The surgilube was getting dry and sticky when exposed to the air for a few minutes. I wonder if it was not turning sticky inside my urethra, which is what got the brush and possibly the plug to feel stuck.
3- if you leave the plug in for a long time and the lube inside the urethra dries out (if it does dry out), do you have any suggestion on how to get it slippery again?
Thanks,
Headair.
It looked very interesting. So, I fired up my amazon account an bought one. (Picture attached below). Specs:Ranges from 5mm at the smallest diameter to 10mm at the widest diameter.1.75 inches in total insertable length. 2 inches in total length.
I got it last week and immediately tried to get into my urethra. Ouch, I could not get even a quarter of its length in. Man, I felt inadequate after reading about the successes of others.
So, I waited until my family was out of town yesterday and decided to give it another go.
First attempt: One quarter in. Pain. A little bit of blood. Fuck.
Ok. Take a break.
Half an hour later, try again. More pain.
So, I decided to take a couple of Advils and try an hour later.
While waiting, I found some discussions about water colour painting brushes. Wait, I have a whole bunch of there. So, I got a reasonably fat one that started very thin and got to be much wider than the plug I bought.
So, Armed with pain killers and Surgilube, I got to work.
I started setting goals. First, I squirted some lube inside my dick. Then, I got the brush in to the first printed letter on its shaft. Then, I got it in to the first letter of the second word on the brush. Took it out. Put it back in again.
It was easier to do while my dick was hard. So, I was watching some nice, big-breasted babes getting drilled.
After 45 minutes, I found out that the paint brush was in my urethra's opening at a place where the brush was wider than the plug.
Cool. Let's try the plug.
Damn, it will not go in.
But, the pain was a lot less. So, I kept on pushing hard until.....
Well, the plug did not just go in; it popped in with a very pronounced jerk.
Wow! It's in.
Wait. Pain. Fuck; there is lots of red blood coming through the hole in the penis plug.
Ok. the blood stopped.
My dick is still hard.
Ok, let's masterbate. Cool. I came through the hole in the plug. Wait. Crap; there is lots f blood with my cum.
Ok. I am not horney any more.
reality is setting in.
I feel light headed.
I panic.
I run to the shower and wash away the surgilube and the blood.
I try taking the plug out. It won't budge. MORE PANIC!!!!!
Damn, I have to get it out.
Tug hard.
It pops out and lots of blood comes out with it.
Shit, I'm gone bleed to death!!!!
5 minutes later, the blood stops.
3 hours later, the opening of my Urethra is swollen like I had just pumped my dick.
12 hours later, there is no evidence of any trauma.
Ok. I'm horny again. I want to see if I can insert the brush and then the plug.
I wonder if there is going to be any pain.
As I am writing this post, I still have not attempted to put anything in my urethra because I have a few observations and questions:
1- while using the tapered brush (gets fatter as I insert more), pulling it out was not as easy as I thought. It should because it gets narrower as you pull it out. But, I noticed that the the brush felt a lot stickier to my urethra on the way OUT than on the way in. It is like it was glued or something.
2- The surgilube was getting dry and sticky when exposed to the air for a few minutes. I wonder if it was not turning sticky inside my urethra, which is what got the brush and possibly the plug to feel stuck.
3- if you leave the plug in for a long time and the lube inside the urethra dries out (if it does dry out), do you have any suggestion on how to get it slippery again?
Thanks,
Headair.