where do you SHOW OFF your PUMPED BALLS?

[pipefitterdom]

So many great ideas. I'll try to find time to try something I've never done before, perhaps tomorrow, if I can pump up big enough and still have time to get away for a while. I want to see what happens if I dress in pants that really show the bulge and then just take the bloated package for a walk anywhere women are likely to be out and about. Sun glasses might be good...so they don't see me looking at them...looking at me.

I'm still a bit timid about "showing off", and usually dress to obscure my package when I feel self conscious about it being noticed.