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tassyluver
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
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| Oh Sarinty..My heart flutters every time I lay my eyes upon your GORGEOUS body!!...you are the essence of BEAUTY...There's nothing in this universe that compares to the sexiness of your sensational body!!....My dream is to come upon a Genie in a bottle who would grant me ONE wish..and that wish would be to be turned into your PUSSY PUMP!!..Oh to be between those GORGEOUS inner thighs and to be sucking on that SWEET, SWEET pussy would be HEAVEN on earth!!.........................................JUST PERFECT MY LADY, JUST PERFECT!!
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sarinty
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| DickBulger wrote: | Ah yes, with the summer upon us and another school year coming to a close, it’s certainly nice to see you “cramming” for finals. Considering that I do grade on a curve, it looks to me like you should do very nicely my dear. Don’t forget that your “oral” report will constitute 50% of the final grade, if you’d like some private tutoring to prepare for it, please see me after class 
Professor Bulger |
Boning up for my orals Sir........Now, Where did I leave that test tube!!!! LOL
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DickBulger
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
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Location: SF Bay Area
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:53 am Post subject: |
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| sarinty wrote: | | ...Now, Where did I leave that test tube!!!! LOL |
Well my dear it would appear that you left it where the good Doctor House affectionately refers to as your HooHa. Please... allow me to give you a hand retrieving it 
Dr. Bulger
(we are wearing many hats today)
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OtisDriftwood
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| sarinty wrote: | | DickBulger wrote: | Ah yes, with the summer upon us and another school year coming to a close, it’s certainly nice to see you “cramming” for finals. Considering that I do grade on a curve, it looks to me like you should do very nicely my dear. Don’t forget that your “oral” report will constitute 50% of the final grade, if you’d like some private tutoring to prepare for it, please see me after class
Professor Bulger |
Boning up for my orals Sir........Now, Where did I leave that test tube!!!! LOL |
Jumping Butterballs, that pussy is a Master Pipe-Layer's dream. Incredible raw material to be molded and attended to masterfully, done justice by capable Promethian hands. It would be like putting Einstein, Tesla and Edison in a modern day laboratory! My heavily muscled legs get weak in the knees just thinking of the endless possibilities. 
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hailsexx
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeahhhhhhh! A perfect body!!!! Show us more - please.......
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OtisDriftwood
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| hailsexx wrote: | | Yeahhhhhhh! A perfect body!!!! Show us more - please....... |
What a terrible waste not to have her and that pussy on permanent exhibition at the Louvre, with all of mankind's other priceless treasures of art. 
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regrow
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Oh my god - how has this thread got to 14 pages and I've only just caought up with you today... (I've been working abroad quite a bit this year). Now everyone else has said it all for me and I have only the scraps of complements and superlatives to offer!!!!
I have seen Nevana, I have gazed upon The queen of camel toes in her oasis amongst a desert full of scorpions; I could die a happy man... then I see your photo Bits.jpg and without trying you have posted for us IMHO the most erotic photo on this board - Gisum everywhere I've got to clean up now!!!
Then you tease us still further.... | sarinty wrote: | God how funny! I can feel the mood comming, just need to fashion a new nose ring. Promise me youll be wearing loin cloths with your rude bits poking out...oh yum!
And as for Queen ....Mrs Scraps is the QUEEN....ooooozing womaness. And slave Rayne (I got the hots for her)
ps...WCB....nice tom toms. lol |
Is the fantasy complete? is there a bit of Bisexuallity there? That would just be heaven on earth!!!
Clearly you get off on the erotic comments in the feedback you receive so I hope to please too; I'd caress that body of yours from your trailing locks squeezing and teasing those bullet like nipples brinnging them to attention and ready for a nip of my teeth and soothing reasurance of my tongue. To the toes that grace your slender legs no quater would be given as each would be kissed and treated as deservingly as the other. My tongue would mearly have been training istself for the feast of your pussy where no detail or corner would be missed in the persuit of your pleasure to bring you to a pulsating and writhing climax on my lips - not just for a moment but to keep that intense instant within grasp those wonderfull depths would be plunged for pure amusement....
Damn I can dream!!!
Please give us some more of your gems...
Regrow
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OtisDriftwood
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| tassyluver wrote: | | Oh Sarinty..My heart flutters every time I lay my eyes upon your GORGEOUS body!! |
She is a Goddess, but if you're heart is actually fluttering and sputtering, you should see a cardiologist immediately. It could possibly be atrial or ventricular tachycardia! 
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tassyluver
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:59 am Post subject: |
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| Otis....you're a REAL HOOT!!
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OtisDriftwood
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:27 am Post subject: |
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| sarinty wrote: | | DickBulger wrote: | Ah yes, with the summer upon us and another school year coming to a close, it’s certainly nice to see you “cramming” for finals. Considering that I do grade on a curve, it looks to me like you should do very nicely my dear. Don’t forget that your “oral” report will constitute 50% of the final grade, if you’d like some private tutoring to prepare for it, please see me after class
Professor Bulger |
Boning up for my orals Sir........Now, Where did I leave that test tube!!!! LOL |
So what does a Goddess do on the Fourth of July? Spend the day blowing up that exquisitely succulent pussy?
Did you ever consider entering a wife-tasting contest? It looks like the bouquet would be delectibly fragrant (although I do enjoy a slight "kick" to pussy aroma, but not offensive), the taste very mellow, yet extremely flavorful, with a plentiful amount of savory juice!
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sarinty
Joined: 01 Nov 2007
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Location: aust
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Goodness where to start, at a loss for words. DB your comments are always very funny and charming, thankyou.
Tassy, I recon you were one of these boys, who just got a great big bonner during puberty , and it just hasnt come down yet! We used to squeel with glee and run away from boys like you!
Regrow, Im glad youve liked looking at this thread, I think everyone has had as much fun as me, and after reading your reply, sounds like you had sticky fun yourself. And yes I do harbour some dreams.
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sarinty
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[quote="OtisDriftwood"][
So what does a Goddess do on the Fourth of July? Spend the day blowing up that exquisitely succulent pussy?
Well, this particular Goddess was in gumboots, in the garden scatching her arse trying to figure out what to put where.
Happy 4th to all you Americans. Ottis you have a very interesting vocabulary.
yes it is me licking trojan
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OtisDriftwood
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[quote="sarinty"] | OtisDriftwood wrote: | [
So what does a Goddess do on the Fourth of July? Spend the day blowing up that exquisitely succulent pussy?
Well, this particular Goddess was in gumboots, in the garden scatching her arse trying to figure out what to put where.
Happy 4th to all you Americans. Ottis you have a very interesting vocabulary.
yes it is me licking trojan |
Were you planting tulip bulbs in the garden? Interesting anecdote. Years ago, my most sainted mother decided to plant 600 tulip bulbs in a 30 by 30 foot patch of tilled earth. She did it by hand, using an auger, and in doing so, due to 12 hours of twisting her wrist, gave herself a carpal tunnel inflammation that persisted for months.
Bottom line was that only about a dozen of the 600 tulips came up. The twelve bulbs she planted "upside down", which were actually planted the right way!
Little did she suspect that her son, Otis, would grow into such a friend of pussy, one of the world's foremost pussy philanthropists, a Master Pipe-Layer, and Power-Fucker Extroadinairre, dedicating his life to the betterment of pussy. What she didn't realize was that the tulips were probably just a fractional omen of things to come!
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OtisDriftwood
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
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| sarinty wrote: | Goodness where to start, at a loss for words. DB your comments are always very funny and charming, thankyou.
Tassy, I recon you were one of these boys, who just got a great big bonner during puberty , and it just hasnt come down yet! We used to squeel with glee and run away from boys like you!
Regrow, Im glad youve liked looking at this thread, I think everyone has had as much fun as me, and after reading your reply, sounds like you had sticky fun yourself. And yes I do harbour some dreams. |
Loss for words?? You're in the possession of the type of pussy that should be up on billboards of America, the National symbol for a huge ad capaign to promote fucking!!
Everytime I see images of your pussy, I get the urge to embark on a whirlwind fucking and sucking spree! 
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sarinty
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[quote="OtisDriftwood"]
Bottom line was that only about a dozen of the 600 tulips came up. The twelve bulbs she planted "upside down", which were actually planted the right way!
So its genetic, not environmental! 
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